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field n., a piece of open or cleared
ground, esp. one suitable for pasture or tillage
furniture n., fittings, apparatus
and necessary accessories for the convenient operation
of fields
gate n., a movable barrier closing
an opening in a fence or wall of which at least
one side must consist of grass, or similar naturally
occurring organic substance. [If both sides of
the wall or fence are tarmac then it's a car park
and we're not interested.]
bench n., a long seat for several
persons with an interesting aspect or not, it's
up to you
trough n., a long, narrow, open
receptacle, usually [but not always] boxlike in
shape, used chiefly to hold water or food for
animals.
bath n., a container for water
or other cleansing liquid used for immersion and
washing purposes, often made of cast iron, found
in fields, and used by particularly hardy people.
gatepost n., a vertical post or
stone on which a gate is suspended by hinges,
or more often baler twine, or the upright post
against which the gate is closed.
baler twine n., indestructible
string-like substance originally used
to hold bales together, now more commonly
used to hold everything else together
in the countryside. [in the event of
nuclear war it is agreed that the only
things remaining will be cockroaches
and baler twine]
bowser n.,a mobile water
carrier used to supply water to beasts
in a field where there is no trough
or natural spring
pilot error v.,any
un-naturally occuring phenemenon [eg: tractor]
lost, misplaced or unintentionally located in
an extraordinary environment [ie:a field], mostly
when someone just can’t be arsed to move
it.
shed n., any construction of wood
and metal that can be used as a shelter or store;
being smaller than a barn and intrinsically temporary
in nature, fundamentally moveable, having no footings,
foundations or concrete connections to planet
Earth. An idyll.
act of god n., any naturally
occurring phenomenon existing in the
countryside that we deem interesting
enough to put in the gallery.
field
furniture.com acknowledge the use
of the Random House Dictionary of the
English Language as a reference source
and Coombes' warped mind as a hot chilli
source.
Field
furniture is supported by:
the McFUGGER FOUNDATION fine
art connoisseurs and funding for the
arts.
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